Edited version of My Family.

Hmm.. I've been hearing and hearing lot's of different weird story about my family recently. It's all created mostly by someone I know.

And there is really all kind of story about my family. And I mean, seriously, is it really that funny and fun to make fun of others family?

Okay, out of so many stories which were all fake about my family. This one amazingly caught my attention. It is not how idiotic and stupid the story is, that caught my attention, it was the person who spread this that caught my attention.

And here is a big Thank You to my brother, Wilson's close friend. She was the one who told us about this when she heard of the AMAZING story of My Family.

First, Imma tell you all about the person that spread this untrue story about my family. It was the female boss of Korean BBQ House. If you are staying in Sibu, I am pretty sure that you'll know where this Korean BBQ House is.

(Just in case that you really don't know about where it is. The Korean BBQ house is located at the block that sit on the left side to the Paramount Hotel. You'll find the big big name of it easily.)
(Just in case that you didn't know who the female boss I was talking about is. Walk in to the shop, and go to the counter which located on your right side after you step into the shop, and ask for the name card.)


P/S: If you find it troublesome on asking for the name card. Well, you can just take a seat and enjoy your meal there first. I'm pretty sure the female boss will appear in no time to check on her bussiness. It's her shop after all. She would normally dress herself like she is attending some ballroom party all the time. So, it's pretty easy for you to recognise her.



My Brother. Wilson. My brother worked at Korean BBQ house before as a waiter. And all the maid there treated my brother very well. They treated him like their own brother. And of course la! My brother was really good with them, when he was working there.
And one last thing. My brother has a GF now.

My *Edited* Brother. Wilson. My brother is going to rape all the maid who work at Korean BBQ house anytime/any minute! He is a fucking pervert who need sex every hours, every minutes and every seconds.
He cheat on girl who is close to him. He is DEFINITELY going to dump every girls, after my brother raped them.
And he is a gold digger.

*I can't stand this, I need to say something.*

"FUCK YOU BITCH, DO YOU BAD MOUTH EVERY OF YOUR WORKERS WHEN THEY STOP WORKING FOR YOU? FUCK YOU ONCE MORE FOR SPREADING SOMETHING WHICH IS SO FUCKING UNTRUE ABOUT MY BROTHER. AND NO, YOU ARE NOT WINNING ANY SINGLE SHIT BY SAYING SOMETHING AS BAD AS THIS."


My Father. Paul. He is currently working at Jakarta. He don't come back often as he don't have much free times to do so. Although he is far far far apart from us, but he call and talk to us weekly. Mostly at the night time. And he came back on CNY to celebrate it with us.

My *Edited* Father. Paul. He is a very seductive person who tried so hard to seduce every women who is around him. He left his family, and went overseas so that he can find a good woman to fuck with and to sleep with. And his marriage with his wife is OVER. He quarrel with his wife every now and then.


My Mother. Olivia. A typical housewife. (But she is working now.) She text her husband, Paul, whenever she needs someone to talk to. And yes, she does have some female friends and some male friends and also some female and male colleagues. She answer every of her husband's call. One thing that is for sure, she is not divorced.

My *Edited* Mother. Olivia. A woman who hang out with lots of male friends. Who act like a total slut. A woman who dumped her husband because of his over loading debt. She was divorced long ago. And she hates her husband very very much.

End of my family "TREES".

Wow man, my edited family ROCK the hell out of my mind! Geez! How cool was that. Totally the opposite side of my real family. The woman who spread this shit must be really good at writing script huh. FUCK HER DEAD.

Here is another stupid thing.

My parent, my brother, my uncle and my cousin went for dinner at Korean BBQ house during CNY, just before my dad and my cousin leave. Nothing seems wrong that night. But after the dinner. The rumors starts to fly around. Guess what my brother heard about my family from his friend?

Supposingly, it was my dad and my uncle who had dinner with my mum and my brother. And what my brother heard was, the 2 guy who had dinner with my mum were her new BOY BOY.

Im going to stop the stupid stories here. Cause what I am going to do next is to FUCK HER HARD. Not physically of course, who would anyway? But wording-ly!

Hey there old little psycho hag :)

Ya lo, you and your dirty stories about my family are totally true! I shall bow myself to you when I see you next time on the street. Why? Cause you are such a fantastic and awesome writer! I'll call up J.K Rowling to credit you in her next book, if she is going to write any new book.

Honestly and seriously, why don't you just jump yourself into the rejang river and drown yourself? Find it troublesome? Drown yourself with your toilet bowl. Your such a weirdo to us. Wasn't even thinking on blogging about you, but it just pisses me so bad when I think of what you said over and over again. And here you are.. UP UP UP ON MY BLOG. Don't worry my dear, I'll post the photo of your BBQ fuck here. Give me some times.

The funniest funniest thing is that, my brother received a call from thid old hag, asking him to go back and to work for her. Screw her to the end of this world. Expect a shit that he will go back and work for a bitch like her.

She should be happy right? I'm helping her on doing a free advertisement for her whore house. Smile bitch, Smile :)