Addicted much..?!

Seriously? I am currently so so so addicted to Facebook and Twitter!

Hell no, I am not addicted to Facebook's crappy games! But those status and comments by all those who's on my friend list! It is really interesting to read all their status and comments! And of course to get to know what are they currently doing and thinking.
Felt so close to them by just reading what they had posted! HooHaa!

But honestly, overly spamming on status does irritate me. Like there is one girl, who happened to update her Facebook status every minute! And yea, for once, the thought of removing her crossed my mind.

You all may wonder why didn't I just go and tell her to stop update and spam on Facebook huh? I mean how am I supposed to do that?! It's her Facebook and her page afterall, she has all the right to do whatever she want. And the very most I can do is to shut myself and read her status, or to remove her from my list, so that I can REST IN PEACE! ( Well, at least I don't have to see her photo all over on my HOME page. )

Just that I realized, it's been so so long that I didn't did some cam whore already! And hehe... Why not I just cam whore a little bit and upload the photos up to Facebook?

And here goes somes of my big big FACE!

Oh ya! Just in case that some of you didn't know that I actually have a Facebook profile.. Here is the link for you all to add me up :)

Fred's Facebook!

Okay, so now you got the link for my Facebook. Do add me up and say Hi :D

As for Twitter..

Huh??? What??? You haven't even started to follow me on Twitter yet? Well you can start following now to get to know what is currently in my head! Wakaka!

Fred's Twitter!

Why am I so addicted to Twitter? Cause it's a good way for me to keep myself updated on those whom I followed on Twitter! I know what are they doing, what are they planning to do, and to know whether are they Emo-ing or WHATTT--SOOOO---EVER by reading their Tweets!

Such a good good good way to keep me updated!

You might not know what Twitter is.. Try it, and figure out more of Twitter! Spread out how you feel and what you think to your followers!

And of course I Tweet oftenly!

Okay now, not going to spam and rant any more shit here, am here just to crap about Facebook and Twitter. Just a short update, so that my blog don't looks dull. LOL

Last thing for ya..

Edited version of My Family.

Hmm.. I've been hearing and hearing lot's of different weird story about my family recently. It's all created mostly by someone I know.

And there is really all kind of story about my family. And I mean, seriously, is it really that funny and fun to make fun of others family?

Okay, out of so many stories which were all fake about my family. This one amazingly caught my attention. It is not how idiotic and stupid the story is, that caught my attention, it was the person who spread this that caught my attention.

And here is a big Thank You to my brother, Wilson's close friend. She was the one who told us about this when she heard of the AMAZING story of My Family.

First, Imma tell you all about the person that spread this untrue story about my family. It was the female boss of Korean BBQ House. If you are staying in Sibu, I am pretty sure that you'll know where this Korean BBQ House is.

(Just in case that you really don't know about where it is. The Korean BBQ house is located at the block that sit on the left side to the Paramount Hotel. You'll find the big big name of it easily.)
(Just in case that you didn't know who the female boss I was talking about is. Walk in to the shop, and go to the counter which located on your right side after you step into the shop, and ask for the name card.)


P/S: If you find it troublesome on asking for the name card. Well, you can just take a seat and enjoy your meal there first. I'm pretty sure the female boss will appear in no time to check on her bussiness. It's her shop after all. She would normally dress herself like she is attending some ballroom party all the time. So, it's pretty easy for you to recognise her.



My Brother. Wilson. My brother worked at Korean BBQ house before as a waiter. And all the maid there treated my brother very well. They treated him like their own brother. And of course la! My brother was really good with them, when he was working there.
And one last thing. My brother has a GF now.

My *Edited* Brother. Wilson. My brother is going to rape all the maid who work at Korean BBQ house anytime/any minute! He is a fucking pervert who need sex every hours, every minutes and every seconds.
He cheat on girl who is close to him. He is DEFINITELY going to dump every girls, after my brother raped them.
And he is a gold digger.

*I can't stand this, I need to say something.*

"FUCK YOU BITCH, DO YOU BAD MOUTH EVERY OF YOUR WORKERS WHEN THEY STOP WORKING FOR YOU? FUCK YOU ONCE MORE FOR SPREADING SOMETHING WHICH IS SO FUCKING UNTRUE ABOUT MY BROTHER. AND NO, YOU ARE NOT WINNING ANY SINGLE SHIT BY SAYING SOMETHING AS BAD AS THIS."


My Father. Paul. He is currently working at Jakarta. He don't come back often as he don't have much free times to do so. Although he is far far far apart from us, but he call and talk to us weekly. Mostly at the night time. And he came back on CNY to celebrate it with us.

My *Edited* Father. Paul. He is a very seductive person who tried so hard to seduce every women who is around him. He left his family, and went overseas so that he can find a good woman to fuck with and to sleep with. And his marriage with his wife is OVER. He quarrel with his wife every now and then.


My Mother. Olivia. A typical housewife. (But she is working now.) She text her husband, Paul, whenever she needs someone to talk to. And yes, she does have some female friends and some male friends and also some female and male colleagues. She answer every of her husband's call. One thing that is for sure, she is not divorced.

My *Edited* Mother. Olivia. A woman who hang out with lots of male friends. Who act like a total slut. A woman who dumped her husband because of his over loading debt. She was divorced long ago. And she hates her husband very very much.

End of my family "TREES".

Wow man, my edited family ROCK the hell out of my mind! Geez! How cool was that. Totally the opposite side of my real family. The woman who spread this shit must be really good at writing script huh. FUCK HER DEAD.

Here is another stupid thing.

My parent, my brother, my uncle and my cousin went for dinner at Korean BBQ house during CNY, just before my dad and my cousin leave. Nothing seems wrong that night. But after the dinner. The rumors starts to fly around. Guess what my brother heard about my family from his friend?

Supposingly, it was my dad and my uncle who had dinner with my mum and my brother. And what my brother heard was, the 2 guy who had dinner with my mum were her new BOY BOY.

Im going to stop the stupid stories here. Cause what I am going to do next is to FUCK HER HARD. Not physically of course, who would anyway? But wording-ly!

Hey there old little psycho hag :)

Ya lo, you and your dirty stories about my family are totally true! I shall bow myself to you when I see you next time on the street. Why? Cause you are such a fantastic and awesome writer! I'll call up J.K Rowling to credit you in her next book, if she is going to write any new book.

Honestly and seriously, why don't you just jump yourself into the rejang river and drown yourself? Find it troublesome? Drown yourself with your toilet bowl. Your such a weirdo to us. Wasn't even thinking on blogging about you, but it just pisses me so bad when I think of what you said over and over again. And here you are.. UP UP UP ON MY BLOG. Don't worry my dear, I'll post the photo of your BBQ fuck here. Give me some times.

The funniest funniest thing is that, my brother received a call from thid old hag, asking him to go back and to work for her. Screw her to the end of this world. Expect a shit that he will go back and work for a bitch like her.

She should be happy right? I'm helping her on doing a free advertisement for her whore house. Smile bitch, Smile :)

It's the END? I don't think so.

Hmm... I strongly believe that everyone of us kind of had this feeling before.. When we felt that everything is fallen apart, and it is really the end of everything, and the end of our LIFE.

Especially when one relationship is over. And when it is over/ended/died in a very painful way which we would never thought it would ever ended that way.

Agree? I'm sure you will agree :)

I mean, seriously, do we have to be so down and moody when one's relationship is over? I mean, come on, look at the bright side! You are free now, don't you suppose to be happy now? Cause you are free to do anything and everything you want or you likes, without seeing and looking at any sour or black faces from your other half. Isn't that a good news? That is pretty a good news to me though.

Alright alright. I know I have this very moody entry before, when I broke up with my EX. But I didn't made myself to sounds like it is the end of my world right? I was just blogging about how I felt that time. So now, I am not slapping my own mouth with my own palm. Cheers!

Okay now, to my point. I have 2 friends who just broke up with their "dreamed-half" recently. Let's talk about the younger friend of mine first, before we move on to an elder one.

Here's a big shout out to ya :)
That's my man. That's the way how you handle your stuff. You cried, so what. We do. Everyone does. But that only happens on the very first minute when you get to know that it is the end of your relationship. No hangover like we had a massive amount of alcohol.

You enjoy your life the next day after you woke up from your dream. And that's it. You move on, you stop missing and crying for the past. Bravo :) I am very glad to be your listener. So proud of ya!
(If you are reading this, no worries for you man, I'm not going to tell every single part of your story here.)

Alright, now. Let us move on to a dramatic broke up hangover scene from an elder age I've mentioned.

So another of my friend broke up with his "dreamed-half" too. And when I read his Facebook's status. I don't even know whether should I be sad for him, or laugh at his status? (I know I shouldn't, but it is just really.... Ahem..)

Before I actually get the news of his broke up, I've already started to wonder why is his Facebook's status so down and moody. Without a doubt.. "He kena dumped" came into my mind.
So yea, I was right. And I get the news from our WORLD WIDE FM channels.

Okay, and here goes the romantic and funny part.

Let us have a look at what he typed on his Facebook page.

"I will pick myself up. I will be stronger. I will be wiser. I will grow. I will survive."

Okay, this doesn't sounds funny or anything at all. That is how you should be. And honestly, I thought he will really "survive" this, when he posted this on his Facebook. But what he posted next, swerved my mind from believing that he will. lol

And guess what? His "EX" even commented on his post.

"Without a doubt, you will :)"

Short note to his EX.
Geez! Stop being like a blind ass. You will never be like a saint in his eyes anymore. Even if you talk so nicely and comfort him like you are the best in this world.
Why? Cause you just hurt him. And you really have to stop your noble talks. Cause it's all bullshit to him now. Believe me :) Knit your mouth. It helps alot!

Okay now. Let's take a look at his next status.

"Every morning I wake up and feel the pain all over again"

We know. *roll eyes*

Okay, next.

Oops! I think I'll just skip the next 2 status. Cause it's just something long and random. And moody.

Now. To the last status.

"any morphine/ painkiller for heartache?"

Seriously? I mean. SERIOUSLY? I mean, ARE YOU TRYING TO BE FUNNY OR ARE YOU SERIOUS THAT YOU NEED THAT TO CURE YOUR HEARTACHE?
Ow c'mon! Who don't feel that when they broke up with their loved one? But do you really need that to cure your heartache?
You need times! (Of course la you would say to me, THEN WHY THE HELL DO YOU NEED MORPHINE?)

I don't know about you guys out there. But needing a painkiller for heartache sounds ridiculous and hillarious to the max to me. (Although I know that he was just kidding about that, But still, it sounded way too funny and stupid.)

Oh ya, there is another funny thing. Which is from the people who commented on his status. This girl was trying to spread out the words from the bible. Telling about the phrases from bible. I mean, how funny was that? And please girl, I don't think that is what your friend would want to hear from you.

Sometimes, people needs a listener rather than a consultant.

Bear that in mind.

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*This apply for the second guy*

Uhh! If YOU are reading this. Well I'm sorry for posting all this out. At least I didn't lilst your name out. You should be happy about that :) Or if you don't mind. Then I can re-edit the whole post and squeeze your name in.

You might say that I won't understand how you feel, as I am still young or whatever. Please, I may be young. But you were young once before don't you? So, what was the big point on comparing the age of yours and everyone else? Does it means that you will only listen to those who are elder than you? Okay, I'll call up my Grandma now. She is in Singapore now. Guess she is free on this coming weekend. You can talk to her perhaps? Old enough for you?

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Guys, is it really that worthy for you to keep yourself locked in your own moody world when you had your broke up? I know you needs time to recover yourself from your pain or whatever. But please, You just got to know that there is still someone out there who love ya. Your ex wasn't just the only one who loved and cared about you. He/she dumped you? Screw him/her :) And walk out of the shadow, and get yourself a better life.

It's time for you to walk out from the cave you had been hinding in. And see the bright little sunshine outside.

Not going to rant anymore craps here. There is still some BLA BLA things for me to do. Shall end it here. Cheers guys!

Wait! For! Me!

Gah! I'm currently lack of times! And I know I really have to squeeze some part of my packed times out for my blog! I HAVE to!

Why? Cause I don't want my blog to die! I don't want it to looks DULL! Not even to mention to let it be dead this way! I DON'T WANT TO!

So my dear dear readers! Do wait for me! I am really trying my very best to make myself sometimes to blog :) And also to come up with interesting stuffs to blog about! Stay tune DEARS!

*Are you sure you are really busying 24hours non-stop?*
You may ask.

*Do you really think I am a robot? I don't need to rest and to sleep and to eat and to bath?*
I will answer!

Alright! Im staying up late to write this short little update entry to NUDGE you guys that I am currently busy with works! And my school's thing!

Stick to my blog and get the most happening news about me LIVE and FRESH! Cheers!
Imma go and get myself some sleep now! Mad tired right now! ZzZz