TOP 5 reasons! Why I dislike...

This time =) I will talk about the 5 reasons that made me hate about Maplers!

Wondering what Maplers is?
Okay! Let Professor Fred tell you what a Mapler is..
Players that play MapleStory( the online game ) are called Maplers!

Wondering what MapleStory is?

MapleStory is a well known online game among Malaysia and Singapore! With lots of die-hard players who play 24/7 just to reached the max level which is 200!
How nerd is that... I mean..what would you get after you max-ed your level anyway? Fame?
Well, maybe you do... but it is just "TEMPORARY"!
Okay.. cut the craps.. and straight to the points!


1. Bad "ah beng" ( or GANGSTERISM in English ) attitude.
- Okay.. Now, if any of you ever played MapleStory and you are currently staying in Singapore, and I am pretty sure that you heard of PC-Bunk...

And yeah! That is the so-called "battlefield" for those nerdy maplers! Whenever they are having problem in the game, and started to talk big like..
"OI! I GOT SO MANY BROTHERS THAT IS SUPPORTING ME, AND THEY COULD BEAT THE CRAP OUTA YOU ANYTIME! WHAT? NOT HAPPY? MEET PC-BUNK LA! SETTLE THERE.."
Ow please dude.. grow up.. do you think dragging a game matters into real life and settle it in real life will make your family proud of you? Use your brain please!

Ah! What if you are settling your matters and a cops come and arrested you all..? How are you NERDS are going to explain it to the cops?

"Sorry sir... That XXX raid my map in MapleStory.. and I want to settle him personally in real life.. "

WOW! HOW COOL WAS THAT! If Im the cops.. I would slap you and ask you to grow up first.. and then send you straight to the mental hospital instead of jailing you.. MAPLETARDS!

And believe me.. I saw such cases in real life.. when I was still in my secondary schools! Both players gang-ed up.. and started to fight in the school compound for a game.. WTF? KIDZ!
WHY SO SERIOUS? ITS JUST A GAME! GEEZ!

Message to those in game AH BENG wannabe - Screw you.. go home and cry in your room if your friend's level is higher than yours...!


2. The "rich" Ass.
-Honestly, I am so sick of those "RICH" players which is kind of flooding the megaphone for nothing.

(MEGAPHONE = A communication tool which enable every player to see what the user is saying)

And yes =) The worse case is a mega-war. What is that even for? A mega war? Gosh!
For your info.. To use the megaphone.. You will need to buy it with REAL LIFE CASH... Each mega used.. means the company earned.
Can you imagine how many megas were used in a MEGA WAR? How much did the company that made MapleStory earned from just a mega war?

"Why chat in private message? You don't have the money to use mega ah? Noobshit..."

To those who thinks like the line above...
Here is an official FUCK YOU for yall...
They don't mega doesn't mean that they are poor or whatever.. or maybe they are.. but they are clever enough to use their money on something which is better instead of barking like those "RICH" ass through the mega.

Why do I use " " on rich? It's because... Do you guys ever wondered that.. are they really that rich in real life? I mean.. we don't even know them right? We know them only in the game..
Who knew that maybe he is just a mummy boy that bark for money from their mother? Highly suspected that they are...
And I remembered there was one player who told us through mega that.. his father is giving him SGD5K per-month.

And this makes him famous in the game =) Cause he is "rich". SGD5K per month.. how cool was that .. All the workers/managers out there can just jump off from the flat already.. if your pay is not even close to his "PAY"
What a crap was that.. He said.. his dad is giving him 5k its because his dad want him to stop playing computer and use the money to do some other thing... BULLSHIT =D

Message to players that think they are "rich" - Why don't you all just tell us that you are actually begging for money from your parents everyday ? We understand that.. =)


3.Mummy! Daddy! Brother sisters! I lub euu!
- Acting cute gave me goosebumps! And this is for mostly the girls =)
Why do you have to act like you are SOOOO CUTE IN GAME? Are you too ugly in real life or what?

"Mummy`~ iiE Lubx euu! gIbb yo0r dauughterr s0mthiingx pl0x!" <-- FUCKTARD!

Hmm.. well for girls to do that.. It is still acceptable actually...
What if .. ? A male player?
That is totally gross... You TWATS! GO HOME AND CRY CAUSE NO ONE THINK YOU ARE CUTE!

Other than the acting cute thing... The "maple family thing" is one of the reasons why I hate some of the maplers! That is totally a lames! Why the hell do you call someone who is younger than you MUMMY! DADDY! Maple much?

"Can you be my mummy pl0x?" <-- Get lost please!

There is even grandmother? and grandchildren! WTF MAN! Do you guys need a professional to make you all a family tree or something to remember every members or yours? DROP DEAD WOULD YA?

Message to those who happened to be one of the twits - Yea, cry now.. cause you are such a pathetic losers! And to those who called a random player mummy... would you do me a favor? Walk out of your house, and tell the first female that you see.. " can you be my grandma plox!"


4. The top players
-BIG HELLO TO YOU.. MAPLETARDS
Those top players.. were called LIFELESS players among the low level players!
And yes.. who would disagree with that?
WHY SO SERIOUS? ITS JUST A GAME!

Is it really worthy for you to wake up in the middle of a night to play the game until the next morning.. and after a lunch break.. you continue to play it to the night.. and have your dinner in front of your computer.. and continue to play until the next morning..
Don't tell me that you even skip school to maple? NUTS?

And this is why yall were called LIFELESS..

And to those die-hard supporters of the top players.. Get a life please... And stop protecting the top players like they hired you for that...

TOP PLAYER : XXX Please get out of my map... your attack are way too low.. so out NOW!"
DIE-HARDS : Yea yea! XXX.. go to hell please! TOPPLAYER! YOU ROCK MY SOCKS!!"
DIE-HARDS 2 : YA! HE RULES! XXX FCK OFF PLEASE! AND QUIT MAPLE!"

Message to the top players and the hired DIE HARD supporters - Can YOU ( top player ) please kindly speak politely to the other players please? You are top, doesn't mean you owned everything! =) Lower level's players can still screw you with a better personality! And to the die-hards, Go and get yourself a better job please! Stop making yourselves to looks like a dog around the top players!


5.Showing Off
-"I got 5 characters.. and there were all max leveled! I am good in this game.."
OW REALLY? Can you do something else? other than playing the stupid game? Eat in front of your computer? That sounds cool... teach me please?

I got to admit that.. the game is getting better and better, The game master kept on improving the game.. so they wont lost their LOYALTY players...
And this is why there were some players with quite a number of max leveled characters in game.
Madness =) Don't eat in front of your computer everyday would ya? I would love to install a screamer on your comp.. so that it scare the hell out of you when you are eating at your comp desk...

What is the point on showing off how many max leveled characters you got anyway? Does that make you proud? I guess so?
Why don't you try to spend a day on sweeping your own room's floor? I am pretty sure that your mum would be proud of you..
And~ tell her neighbor that her son finally swept the floor!! WOOHOO!

Message to the asses that loves to show off - Spend more times with your family and not the game =) Try to show people how good you are with your family.. and not with the game..



I can go on with more if I want to.. But its pointless isn't it ?
Well, I was once a lifeless player too.. And I pretty happy that I am not anymore.. =D
LALA!
If you happened to be one of the 5 reason.. That's too bad..
Just pointing out my view.. No offence =)
Peace!